Celluloid Heroes by The Kinks covered by Joan Jett.
The extended version of this song by The Kinks has additional lyrics..
'If you covered him with garbage,
George Sanders would still have style,
And if you stamped on Mickey Rooney
He would still turn round and smile,
But please don't tread on dearest Marilyn
'Cos she's not very tough,
She should have been made of iron or steel,
But she was only made of flesh and blood. '